Monday, July 5, 2010

Security Breach

Stardate 64510.4

Supreme Commander

Royal Space Command

Lunar Underground Royal Klandenstine Espionage and Research Forces

Sir,

We have seemed to have experienced and embarrassing security breach of Magnitude 1 proportions. It seems our last transmission was broadcast throughout the whole human World Wide Web system.

I have placed this station on high alert, and have monitored to detect any counter-attacks planned by the humans. My security team has been working for the past week at all hours to assess the damage that this breach has caused to out plans.

It seems no one noticed.

I have instructed that we return to the security level Yellow. Our staff sociologist thinks that the humans may perceive our reports as a "hoax" and not taking things seriously. My assessment is that this is indeed the case. Obviously the humans live in a aura of indestructibility and refuse to accept their doom as it approaches.

We are continuing are construction into the lunar surface and will keep you appraised of our progress.

We have not received any reports for our contractor using the Lola unit. We suspect a malfunction and will not incur any other expenses until information is received.

Respectfully Submitted

Sub-Admiral Garster 1291


1 comment:

  1. The "Lola unit," eh? Do I detect a crossover story? :-)

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